To: dighton; Hetty_Fauxvert; aculeus; Billthedrill; Lijahsbubbe; Larry Lucido; Constitution Day; ...
A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage He must have been casing the joint. Wurst caper ever.
17 posted on
09/08/2008 12:53:47 AM PDT by
Ezekiel
(Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.)
To: Ezekiel
Mr. Burglar, America is dying to know, do you prefer spicy or mild?
To: Ezekiel
Maybe his children are brats.
19 posted on
09/08/2008 2:43:13 AM PDT by
SteelCurtain_SSN720
(If you pass the rabid child, say "hammer down" for me)
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