Yep, nothing will bring me over to your way of thinking faster than getting in my face and yelling at me. /sarc
‘’”I need you to go out and talk to your friends and talk to your neighbors. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their face.”””
I got cornered this morning and have been dutifully converted from a ‘typical white-person’ which is “O” codespeak for ‘WhiteDevil Racist” to a mesmermized crying hysterical follower of “The One” you have all been waiting for.
I have stripped myself of all typical White apparrel and have donated the proceeds of the sale of my bike, car, home, business, stocks, bonds, and land holdings to free myself from the “burden of white racism.”
The Obama campaign has generously accepted these funds and absolved me of my guilt and sins ( being born white and being a working, non-aborting member of society) In order to erase the guilt of my forefathers (who were not here or slaveholders in their ancestral homes), I have been given the special privilege of being a community organizer.
As a community organizer, the stated goal as an “atypical white person” is to convince the rest of you to heed the call of the annoited One. All of you here MUST soon realize that Barrack Obama is ENTITLED to be President and deserves to be in the “O”val Office because, afterall, he is BLACK.
So I am here to convince you to accept Hope/Change/Hope etc. and join his campaign. Or just search deep, deep into your soul, I mean wallet, and fork it all over, which ever is easier for you.
Today, my assignment is to create signs for my fellow cult members to hold at the divine One’s rallies and street “get in the face” encounters. Our goal is to convert/guilt as many possible Caucasion, Asian. Hispanic & basically all forms of non-followers of the “One” to accept his beliefs before we are obligated to force them upon you.
This is a survey to see which signs would be considered the most effective, yet not offensive to the Evil-WhiteDevil remaining racists non-supporters.
Vote Black, Vote Barack
Vote “O” , the REAL Hero
We will Rock You for Barack
Stop White Imperialism
White Government Injects AIDS
Chickens Comin’ Home to Roost
WhiteDevils,It’s Our Turn
Let’s Repaint the WhiteHouse
Hate to__________________(insert favorite Conservative name)
Hate ____________________(insert something purely American)
Bush_________________(insert epitath of choice, also good for Cheney or Palin)
I LoVe______________(insert favorite country, eg. Iran, Cuba, Russia, N.Korea)
I look forward to meeting all the new converts and seeing you at the rallies and street corners. Please indicate which signs would be effective in convincing others to support our great leader. Do feel free to create your own and force others to accept Barack. Just be sure to use pitch Black paint on top of large white posters because that works the best (and it is not discriminatory.) Time is important, so hurry up and get out there. :)