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Man shoots own arm after being denied sex
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| October 2, 2008
| Theresa Collington
Posted on 10/02/2008 8:45:47 AM PDT by Still Thinking
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To: Still Thinking
Clearly the guy is mixing up his Hemingway novels. The symbolic castration occurs in “The Sun Also Rises,” not “A Farewell to Arms.”
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posted on
10/02/2008 9:39:56 AM PDT
by
gundog
(John McCain is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.)
To: Still Thinking
To: MAD-AS-HELL
Also sounds if the guy probably was drunk Oh, there you are, Captain Obvious!
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posted on
10/02/2008 9:43:13 AM PDT
by
MrB
(0bama supporters: What's the attraction? The Marxism or the Infanticide?)
To: Still Thinking
He pointed the gun at his arm and told it to get busy.
When it flipped him the bird he shot it.
It went after the gun so he shot it another time.
The hand continued to fight, punching him in the face repeatedly so he went to the kitchen for a knife to cut it off, but the hand grabbed plates and began to smash them over his head knocking him unconscious.
As the police hauled him off he was heard mocking his hand:
"Who's laughing now? Who's laughing now?"
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posted on
10/02/2008 9:55:40 AM PDT
by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: Still Thinking
All I could think of is the bank robbery in Raising Arizona. “Well, what’s it gonna be young fella? If I stay still, I can’t drop to the floor, and if I drop to the floor I’m surely going to be in motion.”
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posted on
10/02/2008 10:00:43 AM PDT
by
doodad
To: Still Thinking
Doesn’t appear so does it. LOL
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posted on
10/02/2008 10:05:36 AM PDT
by
Cobra64
(www.BulletBras.net; all)
To: Manic_Episode
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posted on
10/02/2008 10:06:30 AM PDT
by
doodad
To: Still Thinking
*chuckle* took me a second to get that one!
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posted on
10/02/2008 10:09:07 AM PDT
by
highnoon
(Hunters were the first environmentalists.)
To: what_not2007
"this guy is hopeless. I wouldnt give him any either."ROTFLMAO....that reminds me of my helmet sticker..."I Wouldn't F**k You For Practice"...ha ha ha ha
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
laughing backatcha...
which reminds me of a quote from a dear friend of ours who said...
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posted on
10/02/2008 10:16:46 AM PDT
by
hoe_cake
(" 'We the people' tell the government what to do, it doesn't tell us." Ronald Reagan)
To: what_not2007
Yes, I remember what he said...
To: Manic_Episode
Well, you’ll notice it WAS the hand and its brother they cuffed when they hauled them, and the guy, off to the pokey.
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posted on
10/02/2008 1:17:34 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
To: Still Thinking
Guess he was determined for SOMETHING to shoot off.
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posted on
10/02/2008 1:20:52 PM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
To: Still Thinking
Can't get a date?
It's no problem when Rosie Palm and her five sisters are just an arm's length away...
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posted on
10/02/2008 1:26:34 PM PDT
by
Ol' Dan Tucker
(While the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power.)
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