Posted on 10/02/2008 8:45:47 AM PDT by Still Thinking
FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) -- The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.
When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.
Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.
Clearly the guy is mixing up his Hemingway novels. The symbolic castration occurs in “The Sun Also Rises,” not “A Farewell to Arms.”
LOL!
Oh, there you are, Captain Obvious!
When it flipped him the bird he shot it.
It went after the gun so he shot it another time.
The hand continued to fight, punching him in the face repeatedly so he went to the kitchen for a knife to cut it off, but the hand grabbed plates and began to smash them over his head knocking him unconscious.
As the police hauled him off he was heard mocking his hand:
"Who's laughing now? Who's laughing now?"
All I could think of is the bank robbery in Raising Arizona. “Well, what’s it gonna be young fella? If I stay still, I can’t drop to the floor, and if I drop to the floor I’m surely going to be in motion.”
Doesn’t appear so does it. LOL
*chuckle* took me a second to get that one!
ROTFLMAO....that reminds me of my helmet sticker..."I Wouldn't F**k You For Practice"...ha ha ha ha
laughing backatcha...
which reminds me of a quote from a dear friend of ours who said...
Yes, I remember what he said...
Well, you’ll notice it WAS the hand and its brother they cuffed when they hauled them, and the guy, off to the pokey.
Guess he was determined for SOMETHING to shoot off.
It's no problem when Rosie Palm and her five sisters are just an arm's length away...
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