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  • ‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’-- (Francis O'Rourke's Brilliant Poem)

    03/15/2019 6:13:28 PM PDT · by a little elbow grease · 165 replies
    dailycaller.com ^ | 3/15/19 | Scott Morefield
    ‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’ --- This Beto O’Rourke Poem Is Beyond Belief Beto O’Rourke’s recently unearthed membership in the hacking group “Cult of the Dead Cow” may not have included the “edgiest sorts of hacking activity,” but it did, apparently, include writing murder fantasies and exceptionally bad poetry. Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.” “I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill...
  • Yet another hate crime hoax at yet another expensive college

    A black college lacrosse player has been arrested in connection with two incidents of racist graffiti found in a dorm on the Goucher College campus in Maryland. Fynn Ajani Arthur, a 21-year-old from Brunswick, Maine, was charged with two counts of malicious destruction of property on Thursday night in Baltimore County. His arrest came after graffiti aimed at black and Latino students was found on the second floor of a campus dorm, one floor above where similar graffiti had been found on November 14, Goucher College administrators said in a statement. Both incidents that shook the Towson campus involved backward...
  • Gov. Gavin Newsom to pull National Guard from California's border with Mexico

    02/11/2019 12:17:13 AM PST · by NoLibZone · 46 replies
    DNC vetted then the Los Angeles Times ^ | 2-11-19 | Jazmine Ulloa and Taryn Luna
    As a second partial government shutdown looms in Washington over border discussions, Gov. Gavin Newsom on Monday will order the removal of roughly 360 National Guard members from California’s southern boundary with Mexico, repudiating President Trump’s characterization of a recent influx of Central American refugees and migrants as a national security crisis. The announcement comes just one day before the governor delivers his first State of the State address Tuesday, setting the stage for Newsom to counter Trump’s State of the Union address from last week.
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Reveals Ridiculous “Green New Deal” – Multiple Immediate Backfires…

    02/08/2019 6:36:28 AM PST · by a little elbow grease · 113 replies
    theconservativetreehouse.com ^ | 2/7/19 | sundance
    Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, aka “Occasional Cortex“, revealed an energy and social justice plan today called “The Green New Deal“, promising a massive transformation of American society. However, the substance (full pdf below) is so ridiculous, there are many people now wondering if she and her allies were set-up by political opponents to make themselves look like fools. The goal is to have all Americans eating sustainable algae cakes and sitting around campfires, barefoot, picking parasites off each other…. or something.
  • Sen. Sherrod Brown: 'We Have a President Who's a Racist'

    02/04/2019 6:26:29 AM PST · by ManHunter · 55 replies
    cnsnews.com ^ | 4 FEB 2019 | Susan Jones
    (CNSNews.com) - Moments after repeating his call for the resignation of Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam, Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-Ohio) declared on Sunday that President Donald Trump is "racist." Brown pointed to "news reports" and books to back up his claim. Chuck Todd, the host of NBC's "Meet the Press," asked Brown why "folks" such as Gov. Northam "are now being held accountable for blackface." "Well, I think this country hasn't dealt well with the issues of race," Brown said. "I mean, we have a president who's a racist. Who we have, you know--"
  • St. Louis Anchor Gone After Mispronouncing Martin Luther King Jr.’s Name

    01/28/2019 1:19:58 PM PST · by SoFloFreeper · 62 replies
    Ad Week ^ | 1/28/19 | Stephanie Tsoflias Siegel
    First, he apologized. Then, the NAACP met with KTVI Kevin Steincross‘ bosses and asked for his termination after he mispronounced Martin Luther King Jr’s name and said “Martin Luther Coon Jr” live on air. On Friday, Fox 2 managers and Steincross confirmed he would be off the morning show indefinitely to regain the trust of the community. “Station management and I have agreed that I need to step away from the anchor desk for now. I will begin working to regain your trust. I know the work I need to do will take time, and I will do everything I...
  • FL Secretary Of State Michael Ertel Resigns After Blackface Photos Surface

    01/25/2019 11:22:10 AM PST · by Red Badger · 21 replies
    wercfm.iheart.com ^ | 2019-01-25 | RJ Johnson
    Florida's secretary of state resigned Thursday after a newspaper obtained photos of him in blackface dressed as a Hurricane Katrina victim at a 2005 Halloween party. The Tallahassee Democrat published photos of Ertel on Thursday reporting that they had been taken at a Halloween party 14 years ago. The photos show the former secretary of state appearing in blackface, while wearing earrings, a New Orleans Saints bandanna, and fake breasts under a purple t-shirt that read "Katrina Victim". The paper says the photos were taken in 2005, two months after the devastating hurricane tore through the Gulf Coast region, killing...
  • Congresswoman predicts end of world in another 12 years

    01/22/2019 10:45:14 AM PST · by Eleutheria5 · 47 replies
    Arutz Sheva ^ | 22/1/19 | Guy Cohen
    Pic Tweet .... New York Democratic Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez yesterday spoke of the urgent need to deal with "climate change" and made a puzzling statement that the world was about to end in another 12 years. At the Martin Luther King Day event, Ocasio-Cortez said "climate change" is a "generational" issue that interests younger people.
  • Florida secretary of state resigns after photo reportedly shows him in blackface

    01/24/2019 4:33:46 PM PST · by BackRoads775 · 44 replies
    https://www.nbcnews.com ^ | 01/24/2019 | By Doha Madani
    The newly appointed secretary of state in Florida resigned Thursday after a 2005 photo of him reportedly in blackface mocking Hurricane Katrina victims surfaced. The photo, obtained by The Tallahassee Democrat, shows Secretary of State Mike Ertel with brown face paint, wearing red lipstick, earrings and a New Orleans Saints bandanna. Ertel also had fake breasts under a purple shirt that said "Katrina Victim," according to the Democrat.
  • Cher: 'No One Is Safe in Trump's America Unless' They're White or Wearing a MAGA Hat

    01/23/2019 12:38:48 AM PST · by Zakeet · 55 replies
    Breitbart ^ | January 22, 2019 | Justin Caruso
    Pop star and celebrity activist Cher informed her social media followers Tuesday that only white people, members of President Donald Trump’s family, and people in MAGA hats are "safe in Trump’s America." [Snip] This post was in response to the Supreme Court’s announcement Tuesday that it would uphold President Trump's ban on transgender military members. Comedian Sarah Silverman also joined in the Hollywood hate train against the SCOTUS decision, saying, "our trans military are heroes like the rest - more so - because they have to deal with this shit from people whose lives & way of life they are...
  • Parkland survivor David Hogg sees double standard in defense of Covington Catholic students

    01/23/2019 2:28:28 PM PST · by Tired of Taxes · 74 replies
    New York Daily News ^ | Jan. 23, 2019 | Jessica Schladebeck
    Sarah Huckabee Sanders recently said she's never “seen people so happy to destroy a kid's life,” but Parkland student David Hogg begs to differ. The White House press secretary doubled down on her defense of the Covington Catholic students accused of mocking Native American activists on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial during an interview with Fox News’ Sean Hannity Tuesday night. “I think what happened with Buzzfeed is a great lesson for the media. Quit trying to be first and start trying to be right. We have seen time and time again where they run out here with outrageous,...
  • Joe Biden: White America 'has to admit there's still a systemic racism'

    01/23/2019 1:17:04 PM PST · by detective · 112 replies
    Yahoo News ^ | January 21, 2019 | JOHN VERHOVE
    Joe Biden: White America 'has to admit there's still a systemic racism' originally appeared on abcnews.go.com Former Vice President Joe Biden, speaking at a breakfast Monday morning in Washington honoring Martin Luther King Jr., said that white Americans need to acknowledge and admit the fact that systemic racism still exists and must be rooted out. "The bottom line is we have a lot to root out, but most of all the systematic racism that most of us whites don't like to acknowledge even exists," Biden said at an event hosted by the Rev. Al Sharpton and the National Action Network....
  • 'The Good Wife' actor Josh Charles says 'f--- every single person' that supports Trump

    01/12/2019 6:11:07 PM PST · by EdnaMode · 104 replies
    Fox News ^ | December 12, 2018 | Tyler McCarthy
    Actor Josh Charles, known for his work on “The Good Wife,” “Wet Hot American Summer” and “Sports Night” is the latest celebrity to sound off on social media about the Trump administration in the wake of the lengthy government shutdown. It’s unclear what specifically provoked the star to take to Twitter Thursday to go after Donald Trump. However, he pulled no punches in a pair of tweets that were highly critical of the president, his supporters and also Vice President Mike Pence. “I’m so sick of this motherf-----. Just so sick. This needs to end. F--- him and every single...
  • David Hogg responds to Trump address: 'No one is illegal on stolen land'

    01/09/2019 10:45:12 AM PST · by Red Badger · 160 replies
    www.washingtontimes.com ^ | Tuesday, January 8, 2019 | By Victor Morton
    Incoming Harvard student David Hogg apparently believes the United States is not a legitimate nation with rights to its territory. The gun-control advocate responded to President Trump’s speech on illegal immigration and the crisis at the border by implying that the United States is “stolen land.”
  • CBS Doesn’t Object When Ocasio-Cortez Compares Herself to Lincoln, FDR

    01/04/2019 9:55:38 AM PST · by rktman · 63 replies
    newsbusters.org ^ | 1/4/2019 | Scott Whitlock
    CBS This Morning journalists on Friday offered a platform to radical socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, deeming the new Congresswoman’s extreme views “interesting.” The network, which will showcase the Democrat in a 60 Minutes segment on Sunday, previewed it by allowing Ocasio-Cortez to compare herself to Abraham Lincoln and Franklin D. Roosevelt. There was no objection to this. Regarding her energy plans, Anderson Cooper gently wondered, “You're talking about zero carbon emissions. No use of fossil fuels within 12 years?” After Ocasio-Cortez responded, “That’s the goal,” Cooper mildly wondered, “How is that possible? You're talking about everybody having to drive an electric...
  • Trump: Sessions 'should be ashamed of himself' for allowing Russia probe to proceed

    12/16/2018 1:47:09 PM PST · by Enterprise · 85 replies
    https://thehill.com ^ | 12/16/18 | BRETT SAMUELS
    "President Trump said Sunday that former Attorney General Jeff Sessions "should be ashamed of himself" for allowing the special counsel's investigation into Russian interference to proceed, levying yet another attack on one of his favorite targets for criticism."
  • Eden Prairie man accused of pulling gun at McDonald's charged with making terroristic threats

    12/03/2018 7:26:25 PM PST · by ButThreeLeftsDo · 20 replies
    KSTP.com ^ | 12/3/18 | Frank Rajkowski
    A 55-year-old Eden Prairie man has been charged with making terroristic threats and carrying or possessing a pistol without a permit in a public place in connection to an incident at McDonald's last month in which he allegedly displayed a gun during an altercation with a group of teenagers. Court records show Lloyd Edward Johnson was charged Monday in Hennepin County. The first charge is a felony. The second is a gross misdemeanor. He is scheduled to be back in court on Jan. 10. “These teens were racially and religiously profiled by both the gunman and the McDonald’s,” Jaylani Hussein,...
  • <s>Robert</s>Beto O'Rourke Calls For Removal of Confederate Plaque [ed]

    11/27/2018 3:32:30 PM PST · by C19fan · 146 replies
    Newsweek ^ | November 27, 2018 | Alexandra Hutzler
    Beto O’Rourke is calling for the removal of a controversial Confederate plaque hanging in the Texas State Capitol building, tweeting on Tuesday to “take it down today.” The plaque contains the Children of the Confederacy’s creed, which is a statement that pledges “to study and teach the truths of history (one of the most important of which is, that the War between the States was not a rebellion, nor was its underlying cause to sustain slavery).”
  • Celtics' Kyrie Irving says he's not planning to celebrate Thanksgiving: 'F--- Thanksgiving'

    11/21/2018 9:24:27 PM PST · by Kazan · 69 replies
    CBS Sports ^ | 11/22/1028 | By Jack Maloney
    The Boston Celtics' early season struggles continued on Wednesday night with a 117-109 loss to the New York Knicks. Down by as much as 26, the Celtics made a big comeback in the fourth quarter, but fell short, largely due to some clutch shooting by Trey Burke. Now just 9-9 on the season, there will be plenty to discuss in regards to the Celtics' inability to meet expectations. At the same time, there will also be plenty of discussion about one of Kyrie Irving's postgame quotes, in which he made it clear he doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving. MassLive's Tom Westerholm was...
  • Ocasio-Cortez Suggests Ditching Columbus Day For Election Day Holiday

    11/19/2018 6:43:30 PM PST · by GuavaCheesePuff · 84 replies
    Huffington Post ^ | November 19, 2018 | Andy McDonald
    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the incoming U.S. representative from New York City, has an idea that could make voting easier: Take Columbus Day off the federal holiday list and replace it with Election Day. In a tweet Saturday, the progressive Democrat wondered why Columbus Day is a federal holiday while Election Day, when we engage in perhaps our most important civic duty, is not. Columbus Day, after all, celebrates a man who never actually set foot in what is now the United States and who certainly did not “discover” America. Daily Mail editor David Martosko tried to make a joke about Ocasio-Cortez...