What I foresee in tonight's debate.
(40 million start watching)
- Obammy: Blah, blah, blah.
- McCain: My friends I'll veto every earmark!
(click, there goes 2 million viewers. nobody knows what an earmark is)
- Obammy: Blah, blah, blah.
- McCain:'My Friends'...
(click, there goes 5 million viewers. ENOUGH already with the 'My friends'.)
- Obammy: Blah, blah, blah.
- McCain: I've fought corruption in DC all my.....
(click, there go another 5 million. Apparently your 'fighting' hasn't worked. DC is still a cesspool.)
- Obammy: Blah, blah, blah.
- McCain: My opponent is wrong, but he means well and is a good man.
(click, there go 10 million. Your opponent is the enemy bozo. This ain't beanbag.)
- Obammy: Blah, blah, blah.
- McCain: Senator Obama will raise your taxes.
(click, there go 7 million. We KNOW that, tell us something new. Like he's a SOCIALIST, a Satan worshiper - ANYTHING new.) - Obammy: Blah, blah, blah.
- McCain:'My Friends'...
(click, there go another 10 million. STOP it! We're all throwing up.) - Obammy: Blah, blah, blah.
- McCain: Blah, blah, blah.
The debate is now over and the remaining One Million viewers phone poll in that Obama won hands down.