[Ditter]

Yes I watched a guy key my car, I got his license number and looked him up on the Internet. I called him at home, acted like a friend and said “ Hey Bob, didn't I see you in the Barnes and Noble parking lot yesterday?” when he said “yes, who is this?” I told him I am the woman who's car you keyed, why did you do that? The stunned silence on the other end was worth the scratched paint, then I quickly said “I know where you live”.

[JoeSixPack1]

I got his license number and looked him up on the Internet.

And you have a magical secret password that eliminates all the laws preventing that? Got any more stories?