Posted on 10/22/2008 6:51:45 PM PDT by markedmannerf
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
“OPERATION ALOHA OBAMA” yields up truth about Barack Obama.
“Obama’s father was Frank Marshall Davis. Obama is really Frank Marshall davis Jr.,” says Andy Martin.
Obama’s “Dreams From My Father” was really a book about his real father, Frank Marshall Davis.
Obama was the victim of a historical anomaly, and robbed of his birthright as the scion of civil rights royalty.
Obama’s original “vault” birth certificate is either incomplete or tampered with, which is why it has never surfaced.
Martin says Obama should submit to DNA testing with his brothers.
Was Obama the victim of a pro-life mother?
HONOLULU, October 22, 2008–Internet powerhouse Andy Martin told a Honolulu news conference today that after an intense international investigation he is convinced that Barack Obama, Junior, the presidential candidate is really the son of Obama’s controversial mentor Frank Marshall Davis.
“Mendacious adults ’switched’ Obama at birth. That is why he has refused to allow access to the original or ‘vault’ birth certificate,” Martin told a Honolulu news conference. “We believe the original certificate did not list a father. Barack Obama became the father as a result of an agreement between Ann Dunham, Frank Marshall Davis and Barack Obama, Sr.
(Excerpt) Read more at patdollard.com ...
Okay, at long last the truth can be revealed.
Barack is the son of Palin’s older daughter. He tried to keep it a secret, because everyone knows the Palin family is such soiled goods. He knew it would be the end of his political career.
Trig is Barack’s evil twin, the smartest of the two. Barack is only 15, but he suffers from that disease where you grow older very quickly. His skin discoloration was an offshoot of this malady.
Barack isn’t really married to Michelle. He still hasn’t finished high school and they are waiting to get married.
Barack’s kids aren’t really his either. They were the product of an earlier pregnancy of the Palins older daughter.
Sarah hasn’t been getting those clothes from the Republicans. Barack has been providing them instead of hush money. The Democrats know, but they are willing to do anything at this point, to get Obama voted in.
When it becomes known that Obama is really 15, Joe Biden will offer to baby sit him if he can remain president. The DNC has 277 attorneys on retainer right now, waiting for the day they have to defend the young Obama on these charges.
Palin’s older daughter will move into the White House when she marries her boyfriend, so she can make sure he doesn’t stay out too late.
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This is what the Obama ding donga birth story is beginning to sound like. Less noise. More hard facts.
Didn’t Davis write about incest and underage sex?
Me neither.
They all seem to look alike to me
Lol...
Isn’t it pathetic that we actually know the script?
[Like anyone’s going to get Obama to take a DNA test ]
Pick up one of his cigarette butts.
Enough already, show us the vault certified birth certificate of shut the F*** up!
POP
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his brow;
I’m sure he’s unaware of his
Dark, watery eyes, that
Glance in different directions,
And his slow, unwelcome twitches,
Fail to pass.
I listen, nod,
Listen, open, till I cling to his pale,
Beige T-shirt, yelling,
Yelling in his ears, that hang
With heavy lobes, but he’s still telling
His joke, so I ask why
He’s so unhappy, to which he replies...
But I don’t care anymore, cause
He took too damn long, and from
Under my seat, I pull out the
Mirror I’ve been saving; I’m laughing,
Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face
To mine, as he grows small,
A spot in my brain, something
That may be squeezed out, like a
Watermelon seed between
Two fingers.
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died,
Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shrink, my
Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; ’cause
I see my face, framed within
Pop’s black-framed glasses
And know he’s laughing too.
By Barack Hussein Obama
your post #73 is great...I deem you the Jon Gnagy of Free Republic!
I thought he was the son of Saddam Hussein
Seriously... look at nose & upper lip of BHO Sr & BHO Jr.
Identical.
WATCH OUT AMERICA - YOU WILL BE WAKING UP IN A NIGHTMARE IF OBAMA WINS AND PUNISHES PRODUCTIVITY BY FORCING HIGHER TAXES ON WEALTHIER INDIVIDUALS. OBAMA has already stated that he will take from the "rich" ($250,000+) and give it to the poor - by the way, the poor doesn't EVEN PAY ANY INCOME TAX!!!
THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, BUT THEN AGAIN I'VE FELT AS THOUGH I WERE ON THE MOON WITH ALL OF THESE HORRIBLE POSSIBILITIES TAKING PLACE IF OBAMA WINS.
ALL I CAN SAY IS DO YOUR PART, ENCOURAGE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO GO VOTE AND PRAY, PRAY, PRAY! WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO BRASS TACKS, WE MUST PUT OUR FAITH IN THE GOOD LORD ABOVE. HE WILL SEE US THROUGH THIS. KEEP THE FAITH AND TURN YOUR TROUBLES OVER TO HIM BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR - THAT WE TRUST HIM TO TAKE CARE OF US.
Oh. Well that make sense.
What a complete load of crap. He has NO PROOF what so ever. And a recent says his lawsuit has been thrown out of court.
IMHO I think this is a smoke screen for the O concerning the issue of COLB.
“Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me”
What was Barack saying here?
That is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever read in a news release. I mean it actually makes perfect sense, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard it expressed quite like that.
Biden then chooses Hillary as VP. He later resigns citing health issues and Hillary becomes President.
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