1 posted on
10/31/2008 9:03:11 AM PDT by
phil_t
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To: phil_t
Use a paper hole punch on my eyelids.
2 posted on
10/31/2008 9:04:13 AM PDT by
MarkeyD
(THE DEMOCRATS LIED, THE ECONOMY DIED.)
To: phil_t
Self circumcision with plastic kindergarten scissors.
3 posted on
10/31/2008 9:04:49 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Paying taxes for bank bailouts is apparently the patriotic thing to do. [/sarc])
To: phil_t
Watch paint dry,count the holes in my kitchen sponge....
4 posted on
10/31/2008 9:05:33 AM PDT by
gimme1ibertee
(Obama: kill babies,raise taxes...Sarah: raise babies,kill taxes.)
To: phil_t
Cut my grass with a pair of tweezers.
5 posted on
10/31/2008 9:07:35 AM PDT by
rwa265
(Christ, My Cornerstone)
To: phil_t
People are going to get tired of hearing that self-righteous preachy voice lecturing to them.
To: phil_t
I love it!!!!!
Thanks for taking the time to make my DAY!!!!!
He is not liked very much around here either!!!!
To: phil_t
And I thought I hated to hear Bill Clinton..... I think I’d rather hear Clinton read Shakespere (all of it) than listen to one word from Obama.
8 posted on
10/31/2008 9:09:06 AM PDT by
tbpiper
To: phil_t
Since it appears to be a PUMA’s list.....”Listen to Rush Limbaugh”
9 posted on
10/31/2008 9:09:21 AM PDT by
goodnesswins
(Socialism is great until you run out of someone else's money (M. Thatcher))
To: phil_t
build a lincoln log cabin out of coughed up cat hair balls
To: phil_t
Have a root canal without anesthesia.
11 posted on
10/31/2008 9:10:27 AM PDT by
scooter2
(A taxpayer voting for Barack Obama is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders.)
To: phil_t
Often, as I wake up I hear his voice droning on and on, but no TV, radio, or computer is on.
We’ve been saturated.
12 posted on
10/31/2008 9:10:47 AM PDT by
Califreak
(Hope -n- Che'nge is the battle cry of the zombies.)
To: phil_t
Stabbing my cat with a fork.
Gagging a maggot.
Wrapping barbed wire around my head.
Hugging a queer.
Driving my new Mercedes over a cliff.
13 posted on
10/31/2008 9:11:11 AM PDT by
IbJensen
(Don't Be An Obombazombie!)
To: phil_t
Get my scrotum removed by an angry pit bull, that makes 100.
14 posted on
10/31/2008 9:12:08 AM PDT by
Snurple
(VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
To: phil_t
Removing my own appendix with a table knife.
Eating dirt.
Running naked down Times Square.
Blowing up my house.
Eating my children.
15 posted on
10/31/2008 9:12:12 AM PDT by
IbJensen
(Don't Be An Obombazombie!)
To: phil_t
Change Grand daughter’s stinky diapers!
17 posted on
10/31/2008 9:12:46 AM PDT by
tapatio
To: phil_t
Walk around the Upper West Side with a McCain/Palin T-shirt.
18 posted on
10/31/2008 9:15:08 AM PDT by
soloNYer
To: phil_t
Run a cheese grater over my stomach?
19 posted on
10/31/2008 9:15:21 AM PDT by
Malsua
To: phil_t
>7. Clean your house
You’re on! ;)
{WARNING/DISCLAIMER: I AM A BACHELOR.}
20 posted on
10/31/2008 9:16:32 AM PDT by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: phil_t
I’d rather have a tarantula lay eggs in my ear.
21 posted on
10/31/2008 9:18:18 AM PDT by
Maceman
(If you're not getting a tax cut, you're getting a pay cut.)
To: phil_t
Eat a bowl of iron filings, and then run through airport security screaming “Allah Ahkbar!”
22 posted on
10/31/2008 9:18:41 AM PDT by
karnage
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