"She ain't dead, Jim!"
I will try again sorry!
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher who’s hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.
The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle’ ‘.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.
The old rancher said, ‘When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’ ‘.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain, ‘You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, and he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with.
Are there sharks in the surf?
I wonder if he goes in the ocean does his USSS detail have to go boogie boarding too?
Call Dog the Bounty Hunter there is a refugee coming to the Islands.
He learned from Rev. Wright to
AVOID MIDDLECLASSNESS
the terrible thing in the wings is the acaca bill which will start the dismemberment of the USA. the bill will allow hawaiians to extort the rest of the population of Hawaii.
so that’s why they are still begging for donations.
Oh yeah, he’s down with the common man in these tough times.
Anyone wonder why he can’t set foot in a church since the election? The guy he made the deal with told him that now he’d burst into flames.
Kiss the birth cert goodbye!
Obama has friends? We never heard anything about any of them during the campaign.
holidays? Does he believe in Christmas? Will he say Merry Christmas? Will he go to church? I have yet heard him say God Bless the USA. I heard Hillary say it when she accepted State?
He scares me.
More proof that he has the mindset of a Dictator.
A man who claims that his credit card was declined in 2004 and was in debt because of student loans he and his wife shared was able to pay those student loans off and buy mansion worth millions and have enough money to run for President. because of the sale of his autobiography? It would be interesting to see if those books were bought by individuals or individuals bought his books in volumn.
Since elected, he as spent a million dollars in legal fees to keep his birth certificate from the public, bought his wife a rare gold ring worth 60,000 and spend Christmas in Haiwaii. Either he is able to part the red seas or the man doesn’t have an ethical bone in his body.
Needed fixin'.
"She ain't dead, Jim!"
B-ho is rolling in dough these days. Must be nice. Guess it pays to have billionaire friends.
Will there be a ceremony at the hospital where he was born? Has any hospital claimed him? Where are the bronze statues?
obumpa
Obama will wind up just like Marion Barry & Kawame Kilpatrick. He’s an accident looking for a place to happen. Even with the media covering for his sorry ass he’s going to get caught, never fails. History is a good teacher.
How can you not go to a granny’s funeral? I think the Birth Certificate imbroglio should be widened. This man seems to be a foreigner to every country in the world.
I don’t know, maybe it’s me. Maybe it’s a cultural thing. La nonna is the mamma of the mamma. Is that old-fashioned?