I like the attempt at pile-on though. Keep practicing- you'll get better over time.
18 For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. (1 Corinthians 1:18)
And here is how you twisted it:
You have to know God personally to understand His Word. If somebody claims that the Bible is "not literally true", then they are revealing something about themselves.
Piece of cake.