WHAT A CROCK OF CRAP...PING!!
IMO this kind of stuff is just arrogance on his part. He should consider himself lucky that he hasn’t inherited a weight problem.
Obviously the only fat he’s got is between his ears.
How to end childhood obesity:
Get the kids off their fat rear ends, get them away from the computer, the Nintendo and the TV, and get them OUTSIDE, running, playing sports, climbing (short, Federally-approved;) trees, bicycling, rollerskating, ETCETERA! Parents need to say “No Junior, you CAN’T have a Wii for Christmas, but you CAN have a bicycle!
Damn! What’s with the sandwich assaults? Won’t a good old fashioned grapefruit do anymore?