The best laid plans of Meese and Men should involve moving East as I fear if Yellowstone goes so goes the Cascadia Subduction Zone and I will need a place to rest my weary bones...
If jellystone splodes, it’s goin east. I’ll stay here and take pictures of the splatter.
Er, wait, am I supposed to worry? Maybe I misread the article and the urgency of your ping...
OH MY GOD, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
or something.
BTW, that wasn’t Horace Greeley, it was John Steinbeck.
... or Duane Hoover. I forget.
You forgot about the Madrid (MO) Fault. They say the last one rang bells in Boston churches. And the Mississippi really did run backwards due to land lift and blockages from rockfalls, etc. Manhattan, NY is on a fault line. So I guess our best hope is faith in Jesus—to save us or take us home quickly.
You've got a map, right?