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To: ex-Texan
It's already been done. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.

42 posted on 01/09/2009 10:53:04 AM PST by rednesss (Fred Thompson - 2008)
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To: rednesss

Thats a classic. I actually think about those skits quite a bit.. Strange huh?


44 posted on 01/09/2009 10:55:49 AM PST by scfischer7
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