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All soup is gay, didn’t you know?

Not the soup mom makes. Not the soup dad makes. Not the soup grandma made. Not my soup. My soup is 100% bonafide heterosoupual.

I do not like that soup turned gay

I do not like it any way

I do not like it in a bowl

I do not like it with a roll

I do not like it here or there

I do not like it anywhere

I do not like gay soup I say

I do not like that soup turned gay!

DISCLAIMER: This entire post is 100% satire and sarcasm. Just covering my backside lest someone construe this post or any part thereof a hate crime or an attack on anyone's or any company's lifestyle and/or business practices/model choice(s) and potentially Constitutionally guaranteed right to gay soup.