"I would like to get some coke and take a limo ride with the president," warbled Andy Dick, sporting wood.
"I would like to be invited to dinner at the White House, because I like to eat dinner a real lot and would really eat anywhere but if I were at the White House I would want it to be for dinner," mumbled Rob Reiner, through a partially chewed chicken.
"I would like to save the animals because animals are nice and should be saved and President Mobomba will save the animals from the crypto-flashlist Republican war mongrels," burped Kate Hudson, to her sophisticated European friends.
33 posted on 01/16/2009 12:07:39 PM PST by dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)