Study: Wealthier Men Are Better Lovers

Fox ^ | 1/19/2009 | Fox

[Red in Blue PA]

Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.

They found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms.

“Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner,” said Dr. Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research.

He believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceived quality.

The study is certain to prove controversial, suggesting that women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers.

However, it fits into a wider body of research known as evolutionary psychology which suggests that both men and women are genetically predisposed to ruthlessly exploit each other to achieve the best chances of survival for their genes.

[wxgesr]

“Weather Men Are Better Lovers”

I am a weather man, so I know dat’s right!!

[theFIRMbss]

>“Lonely women make good lovers”

Then, three days later,
they bring their shotgun to ask
why you haven't called . . .

[Niuhuru]

All those are the exact traits a person has to have to be successful, in a higher level sort of way. All those traits have to be present in a person which is why only a chosen few really ‘make it’ to the top.

[Islander7]

Sex is basically in the brain. Those women were thinking of how they were gonna spend all that money.

[cripplecreek]

So who was the rich guy that paid for this “study”?

[ozark hilljilly]

As a woman, and without revealing TMI, I’m calling B.S. on this.

[A Texan]

So when do I become wealthy, I have the other part covered.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Quite the logical, grown up post.

I keep hearing, though, money doesn’t buy happiness...I just say, ‘honey you don’t know where to shop.’

[lilycicero]

$$$$ PING DADDY $$$$

[MissCalico]

TDF

[JRios1968]

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Be still my heart :)

[jellybean]

Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.

So, size does matter?

[krb]

As a woman, you are literally one data point. Apparently there is enough of a correlation in the population to show causality.

[Albion Wilde]

Sometimes a person can’t bear one more ignorant piece pretending that a quantitative correlation of subjectively-reported factors in a statistically insignificant population proves a generally-applicable causation.

Damn, girl! Awesome verbiage!

[Tax-chick]

Thank you. It is a school day, after all ;-).

[Major Matt Mason]

Woman want to be taken care of, so wealthier men provide that possibility. What's new about this?

[Ron Jeremy]

They needed scientists to figure this out?

[Venturer]

What this is saying is that welfare mothers with 10 kids didnt enjoy the act of conceiving them with the father’s that dont support them.

I dont believe it.

[Perdogg]

Tax-Chick,

It’s funny you say that, because I believe that you and I are about the same age and I would guess that women between the ages of 21 and 25 appear to be more interested in me than women my age.