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'Villages' Retirement Home is Widower's Sex Paradise
Fox ^ | 1/26/2009 | Fox

Posted on 01/26/2009 5:36:34 AM PST by Red in Blue PA

Lady LAKE, Fla. — It's 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn's gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue's sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.

"See those two?" a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. "They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!"

Welcome to ground zero for geriatrics who are seriously getting it on.

It's a Thursday night at one of a half-dozen hot spots at the 20,000-acre Central Florida complex called The Villages, the largest gated retirement community in America — and one of the most popular destinations for New Yorkers in their golden years — where the female-to-male ratio runs 10 to 1.

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"Whatever you know about 20-year-olds, it's the same with seniors," said Roselyn Shelley, 68, a divorced former dancer.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: grannygoescommando; mountnglions; oldwomen; thevillages; wrinkled
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To: shove_it

Blaming it one Testosterone, huh? lol


81 posted on 01/26/2009 7:40:01 AM PST by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.)
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To: shove_it

Blaming it on Testosterone, huh? lol


82 posted on 01/26/2009 7:40:10 AM PST by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.)
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To: ErnBatavia

Estrada...or nada.


83 posted on 01/26/2009 7:41:25 AM PST by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: MaryFromMichigan
I believe that it was best said in a Blues song written by Willie Dixon...

“I maybe getting old
But I got young fashioned ways
I'm gonna love a good woman
The rest of my natural days
If my hair's turning grey
I know you think the way I feel
There may be snow up on the mountain
But there's fire down under the hill.”

84 posted on 01/26/2009 7:47:36 AM PST by allmendream ("He who does not work shall not eat")
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To: Hatteras

What has been seen can not be un seen thanks alot I hope you dog gets pregnant with kittens.


85 posted on 01/26/2009 8:04:55 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: Red in Blue PA

FNC just covered this story with Bill Hemmer and Meghan Kelly. Just before the break, MK told this joke:

Arlen Specter tells this joke about Bob Dole, who advertised Viagra. Bob Dole was complaining to his wife that Viagra now costs $10 a pill.

Elizabeth responded, “Come on, Bob. You call afford $40 a year.”

Badabing.


86 posted on 01/26/2009 8:08:36 AM PST by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


87 posted on 01/26/2009 9:14:09 AM PST by windcliff
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To: Vaduz
What has been seen can not be un seen thanks alot I hope you dog gets pregnant with kittens.


88 posted on 01/26/2009 10:29:59 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 7 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: Red in Blue PA
Scary
89 posted on 01/26/2009 10:47:06 AM PST by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: dragonblustar

I think we could have all done without that.


90 posted on 01/26/2009 10:50:10 AM PST by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective.)
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To: dragonblustar

Please, no more pictures of a randy Helen Thomas.

Excuse me while I bleach my eyes.


91 posted on 01/26/2009 11:48:20 AM PST by mplsconservative
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To: REPANDPROUDOFIT
I think most seniors are looking for an active and wholesome retirement, not a sexually explicit lifestyle.

I am looking for a looong and healthy retirement.

92 posted on 01/26/2009 11:54:27 AM PST by Stentor
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To: Sig Sauer P220; Slings and Arrows
What comes after cougars? Their boyfriends, if they're doing it right.
93 posted on 01/26/2009 2:07:19 PM PST by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: Izzy Dunne
I'm a man, but I don't understand this "one-night meaningful relationship" crap.

In the morning when you wake up there's a note on the bed telling you what her name was, that she had a good time but had to go shopping and that it's ok for you to go ahead and leave

94 posted on 01/26/2009 2:57:40 PM PST by fso301
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To: kalee

And what is so rewarding is that someday you too will be that old (if your lucky) and have the same issues. Life don’t stop becasue you get older it justs keeps getting better!!


95 posted on 01/26/2009 7:12:59 PM PST by einsteinus
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To: L.N. Smithee

Rayna! Oh my ... just , oh my.


96 posted on 01/26/2009 7:28:30 PM PST by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: einsteinus

My yuck was directed at one night stands for any age. I have a wonderful husband I will love forever even old, grey, no matter what and if I outlive him....no one night stands for me.


97 posted on 01/26/2009 7:32:18 PM PST by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

I hear the guys refer to the senior babes as GMILFs or GGMILFs.

Seriously, a lot of coupling probably takes place because they do not want to lose certain pensions they receive due to their deceased spouse, by getting hitched.


98 posted on 01/26/2009 7:38:26 PM PST by exit82 (The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
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To: ozark hilljilly
I guess they don’t call it ‘the friendliest hometown’ for nuthin’!

Damn. You beat me to it.

99 posted on 01/26/2009 7:38:29 PM PST by markomalley (Extra ecclesiam nulla salus)
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To: REPANDPROUDOFIT; DollyCali

Thank you for your addition/ correction to the record.


100 posted on 01/28/2009 10:50:34 AM PST by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
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