[Logic n' Reason]

Since algore says that global warming is a fact, I say we make this scum (jimmuh cahtah) the new abassador to Antarctica.

We'll provide him a tent and everything. He won't need any US Marine guards as no one in their right (or wrong) mind would ever attack him.

He'll do very well with the penguins!

[Colonial Warrior]

Hey, Jimmee....GLAD to see ya!!!