I think this could work. If they run it like Social Security no one will have any ideal how much money is owed. Its Brilliant! sarcasm.
But seriously, think of the poor girls at Hawaiian Tropic, or Penthouse, or Lace. What are they going to do if the bankers don't get their money to spend on lap dances? One must not be selfish and only think of oneself at a time like this. Those waiters at Peter Luger steak house have families too!