I'm usually pretty good at reciting other people's work ...
Posted on 02/03/2009 6:18:06 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
Mockery of and apologies to the Supreme Court chief justice aside, Vice President Biden on Monday learned how difficult it is to deliver an oath of office.
The vice president fumbled his words while swearing in Hillary Clinton as secretary of state in a mock ceremony held at Foggy Bottom.
After smoothly saying and having Clinton repeat that she does "solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic," Biden, who was using a note card, faltered.
"... that I will bear -- excuse me ... that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ..."
He then continued without incident after a hearty laugh from the audience.
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The dumbest man in the Senate has just moved to a new office. Same dummy.
That whole administration is FUBAR.
Maybe they should bring in former President Bush to deliver the oath.
Well, OK, Quayle smoothly and flawlessly read the spelling off the notecard which he had been handed. The card was wrong -- but he read it right. Biden's card was correct, but Biden read it wrong.
I think the takeaway here is that Republicans are dumb. [/s]
You can dress ‘em up, but you can’t take ‘em out.
(By “take ‘em out”, this old saying means no matter how fancy you fix ‘em up, they’ll still be the same idiots they were before.)
The second dumbest (Gore wins first prize) reads at a second-grade level.
” I, Hitlery Crinton, a lesbian, hereby solemnly swear to willingly abuse the Constitution of the United States, to take any and all bribes including cattle futures, to cover-up any and all crimes I have committed so that I can take over all power to lie, cheat and steal the American blind! So help me Satan!”
You know if these people MEANT WHAT THEY SAY they wouldn’t find it so hard to say it.
Face it - they think it’s a joke.
" a 3 letter word...JOBS".
Slobbering imbecile!
“Can anyone in this administration speak in complete sentences without the use of a teleprompter?”
Just following Bush ;-)
He had the words on a card....and still did this.
Rats of Reality - by the Circle Jerks
fading vision of a life unlived
you don't regret a single thing you did
don't wanna push the button
don't wanna be dead
just got to feed the creature inside your head
no no no you got no brains
inside that thick skull
the rats of reality have eaten them all
one more hit down the left field wall
can't see what's real or fantasy at all
still have your immorals
but they're hidden today
it doesn't matter, your brains in decay
no no no you got no brains
inside that thick skull
the rats of reality have eaten them all
fought the real ones, illusions too
so depressed, don't know what to do
forget about angels, devils as well
there's only you, and all the rats in hell
no no no you got no brains
inside that thick skull
the rats of reality have eaten them all
...
I just can't help it - that song starts running through my head the minute I see/hear/hear about Joe Biden.
“The dumbest man in the Senate has just moved to a new office. Same dummy.”
All he needs is a knee to sit on.
Touche!
It was that word ‘constitution’ that had him choking.
Another bad omen.
The Omen!
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