To: J40000
It was JFK dresses as a Dallas cop, he assasinated himself to get history back on track. He had help from Dave Lister, Rimmer, Kryten, and The Cat that brought him back from an alternative timeline. No one will ever figure it out. Drives the conspiracy wackos even crazier.
13 posted on
02/04/2009 4:16:50 PM PST by
wally_bert
(Tactical Is Still Missing A Chair! Star Wreck In The Pirkinning......)
To: wally_bert
Tired of hearing this conspiracy cr@p (and I remember where I was when we learned JFK had been assassinated).
It is proven beyond a reasonable doubt (to reasonable folks, that is) that Lee Harvey Oswald was a loner and a loser seeking his own historical immortality.
The Soviets must have been appalled that they had sent Oswald packing from the USSR. Kennedy was, as Khrushchev saw him, worth far more alive than dead.
Jack Ruby was another immortality-seeking loser.
It’s really time to put the tinfoil away and worry about the ghastly present.
15 posted on
02/04/2009 4:26:08 PM PST by
elcid1970
("O Muslim! My cartridges are lubricated with pig grease!")
To: wally_bert
Was it all worth a good curry?
17 posted on
02/04/2009 4:30:06 PM PST by
Othniel
(Kirk: Don't trust them. Don't believe them. Spock: They're dying. Kirk: LET THEM DIE.)
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