[roses of sharon]

Maine’s looters and moochers are coming for our earnings!

They cannot call themselves Americans anymore.

[shoutingandpointing]

Just wait until all those out of work "granola pilgrims" stop driving up and leaving their tourist dollars behind.
Just wait until the 0 stops all those military dollars.
Just wait until what little industry they have left shutters its doors.
Just wait until L.L. Bean finally outsources the entire operation, including the name.

Then again, they can plant windmills on that nice lump of rock that is Acadia National Park, right? Cha-ching! REVENUE STREAM. And they can build big, beautiful WPA-type infrastructure project bridges over all those cute inlets and such, right? Cha-ching! MORE REVENUE STREAMS! And they can nationalize Lobster Gram, right? Cha-ching! ANOTHER REVENUE STREAM! And with all that money for education, why . . . think of all the schools and teachers and computers and. . . . EVEN MORE REVENUE STREAMS; no, make that TORRENTS OF REVENUE; no, make that RAGING RIVERS OF REVENUE!

Maine? HERE WE COME!
(/s)

Give it a year and Bar Harbor will look like Erie, only without the mall, shuttered factories, and buildings over three stories tall.