[Dr. Ursus]

5 dollars,a ham sandwich and a red T-shirt-contact your
local Acorn office.Ask for Evita!

[AliVeritas]

Wait a minute... before he was elected we got a hero, a bag of chips, soda, cigarettes and beer (if in Denver before the convention, even a haircut or weave), what gives... cut backs?

My bad, we all have to do our part.

P.S. Still waiting on that promised commemorative bong with his picture and my checks... when will that come? And what's up with ham being haram now, so we have to get turkey on our heros? Later for ACORN, a brother loves his bacon, ham and sausage; He said the days of Corn Flakes and Mac and cheese were over, then gives us Ramen noodles. I've been bamboozled. /s