I wish that river would drown more unwanted pests coming the other way. Just kidding, I don’t have anything against Texans, for the most part.
I’m actually a transplanted Okie. Husband and I both born and raised up there, we have a second home up there, but we are thrilled and happy to have made Texas our home for our children! (OU-Texas weekend is always interesting.) If we secede, though, we’ll take you guys with us. ;-)