Ann Coulter: OLBERMANN'S PLASTIC IVY (PWNED!)

AnnCoulter.Com ^ | March 4, 2009 | Ann Coulter

[Syncro]

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OLBERMANN'S PLASTIC IVY

by Ann Coulter

March 4, 2009

Fortunately, we have Keith Olbermann to point out that Rush Limbaugh did not accurately quote the preamble to the Constitution in his CPAC speech last weekend. I'm not sure what scam Olbermann imagined Rush was trying to put over on the American people by saying conservatives believed in the "preamble to the Constitution" and then quoting words from the Declaration of Independence -- but Olbermann put an end to that cruel deception! 

These small-time opportunities to show off by correcting someone else's teeny-tiny mistakes are the lifeblood of Olbermann's MSNBC show, "Countdown." Olbermann is no more capable of not correcting Rep. Charlie Rangel when he said "inferred," but meant "implied," than an obsessive compulsive could pass a sink without washing his hands. 

There is utterly no purpose to these lame "gotchas," except that Olbermann is so desperately insecure that he is willing to waste valuable airtime in order to convince other status-conscious idiots that he is, like, scary-smart. 

Olbermann relentlessly attacked low-level Bush administration employee Monica Goodling for not going to a name-dropping college, saying -- approximately 1 million times -- that she got her law degree "by sending 100 box tops to Religious Lunatic University." 

I would venture to say that the students at Goodling's law school at Regent University are far more impressive than those at the Cornell agriculture school -- the land-grant, non-Ivy League school Keith attended. 

I wouldn't mention it, except that Olbermann savages anyone who didn't go to an impressive college. As it happens, he didn't go to an impressive college, either. 

If you've ever watched any three nights of his show, you know that Olbermann went to Cornell. But he always forgets to mention that he went to the school that offers classes in milking and bovine management. 

Indeed, Keith is constantly lying about his nonexistent "Ivy League" education, boasting to Playboy magazine, for example: "My Ivy League education taught me how to cut corners, skim books and take an idea and write 15 pages on it, and also how to work all day at the Cornell radio station and never actually go to class." 

Except Keith didn't go to the Ivy League Cornell; he went to the Old MacDonald Cornell. 

The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants), is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a Bachelor of Arts degree. 

Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1.01 applicants). 

Olbermann's incessant lying about having an "Ivy League education" when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a "Yale man." 

Among the graduates of the Ivy League Cornell are Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Thomas Pynchon, Paul Wolfowitz, E.B. White, Sanford I. Weill, Floyd Abrams, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Ginsburg, Janet Reno, Henry Heimlich and Harold Bloom. 

Graduates of the ag school include David LeNeveu of the Anaheim Ducks, Mitch Carefoot of the Phoenix RoadRunners, Darren Eliot, former professional hockey player, and Joe Nieuwendyk, multiple Stanley Cup winner. 

One begins to understand why Harvard students threw a chicken on the ice during Cornell's famous rout of Harvard at a 1973 hockey game. 

If you actually want to pursue a career related to agriculture, there is no better school than the Cornell ag school. I have nothing but admiration for the farmers and aspiring veterinarians at the ag school. They didn't go there just to have "Cornell" on their resumes. 

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[upsdriver]

Keith Olbermann couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.

[2ndDivisionVet]

It would have been kinder if she’d just come out and called him a “fag” like she did to Senator John Edwards.
Ouch!!

[adorno]

Hillarious! Ann is terrific!

I hereby declare Ann Coulter the leader of the republican party.

Or, is that the conservative party?

Rush, Steele, step aside!

[Dmitry Vukicevich]

He went to the Agriculture School not Architecture.

[wjcsux]

There is utterly no purpose to these lame "gotchas," except that Olbermann is so desperately insecure that he is willing to waste valuable airtime in order to convince other status-conscious idiots that he is, like, scary-smart.
LOL! Thats gonna leave a mark!

[Tirian]

Sorry Ann et al., all of Cornell’s numerous colleges are Ivy League (to the extent that it matters). It is a lower campus conceit to say otherwise. I believe the College of Agriculture & Life Sciences motto is “We grow the Ivy”.

[Syncro]

You will have to take that up with Coulter.

She graduated from Cornell, I’ll take her word for it.

[Syncro]

Yes, but in Edwards’ case the description was metaphorical...

Keith Olbermann is Rachael Maddow in drag.

[MaxMax]

I can feel the orgasm coming, coming, faster, faster,
Damn my arm is getting tired

Huh? I experience anal orgasms, why can't cows?

[Dianna]

With only "E I E I Pwned" in the body and "I love you Keith" in the subject line.

This is brilliant. Hats off to you, my FRiend!

[tpanther]

She holds the “mirror of reality” up to their faces and they have to see how truly ugly they are.

Exactly so and nice tagline too!

[Rummyfan]

Thanks Syncro!

[Rummyfan]

Architecture... or Agriculture?

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

To: AGreatPer I will put Coulter’s researching ability up against wikipedia any day.

Ditto dat.

Wiki is notoriously misinformed

In fact purposely many times.

The way to model Wikipedia is as just another part of the MSM. Like the rest of the MSM, it is pretty reliable provided there are no political implications to the topic under discussion. Otherwise, you have to expect the usual socialist tendentiousness.

[trtdenver]

Not Architecture. Agriculture.

[CodeToad]

Like all liberals, Kieth is a fraud.

[Gondring]

She obviously WOULDN’T know. :-(

She’s showing ignorance. :-(

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Amen, go Ann! Do we get the hint? What other skeletons are in the press’ closet? Those who know more than we who merely watch and those who vie for ‘smartest person on the air’ are not. You can damn be sure people like Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh have their lives combed through on a regular basis (ala let’s send a gazillion reporters to Alaska and dig dirt on Palin). We can stop playing in the backfield of ‘what they did yesterday’ and push something forward by investigating the investigators - just a thought.

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And one more thing - someone in the media who gets it and sticks up for Mr. Limbaugh, without whom things would be tragically worse.

[Gondring]

The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants),

The Agricultural Business program acceptance rate is 1 in 18.

Sorry, Miss Coulter, but your snobbery built on ignorance is showing. :-(

In fact, the "Real Cornell" would be the land-grant colleges. And I say this despite my attendance of one of the statutory ones.