sir, do you have a license for that tomato?
That reminded me of a search that I did on the IRS website a few years ago. I wanted to know if I was avoiding or evading taxes by growing my own veggies. According to their definition of income from any source, I figured that the sun and earth are the sources therefore I owed taxes on them.
Since then, I've been throwing every tenth tomato in a pile, but they never seem to come around for them. Go figure : )