Posted on 03/17/2009 8:34:05 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“DAMN I HATE LIBERALS.”
Me too sir. Me too.
**Rooney, 76, is a lifelong Republican w**
Alzheimer’s??
That shirt tells me all I need to know about him.
Life time Republican my @ss.
He dumped all kinds of money into the Obama campaign.
Smart car is better suited for Manhattan street parking. They can get into ridiculously small spots. Only advantage I can see.
Just an update on yesterday’s local police stand-off, 2 escaped while the first was surrendering in the am, no one was in the house, but the Minneapolis(Columbia Heights) address of 1 suspect make this citizen wonder about an AL Qadah training in Somalia, if I may elaborate, but of course there are no longer enemy combatants;
Police find cocaine, $4,000 cash in home invasion investigation (video)
http://www.postbulletin.com/newsmanager/templates/localnews_story.asp?z=2&a=390169
After the house was cleared, investigators found a ski mask, three grams of cocaine and $4,000 cash in the 24-year-old man’s bedroom, Muyres said today. Police determined that the .22-caliber revolver was stolen in a burglary in Minnetonka, Minn.
Muyres said the Columbia Heights man who surrendered will likely be charged later today.
Rush checked in with Carol, then put her back on hold.
ROFL!
Carol back on hold, LOL!
I just threw up my corned beef sammich.....
THANKS A LOT!!!!
Rush is going to go back to that caller just to hang up on her at the end of the show!!!
**Smart car is better suited for Manhattan street parking.**
No place to park... stuff it in your BRIEFCASE!!
One more local gem;
Tickets for Biden in St. Cloud available Wednesday
http://www.kttc.com/global/story.asp?s=10019766
Biden and members of the White House Middle Class Task Force will appear at 11:30 a.m. Thursday at New Flyer. The town hall-style meeting will focus on the economy and the impact of the stimulus bill President Barack Obama signed last month.
The task force will take questions from participants in the forum, as well as via a White House Web site: www.astrongmiddleclass.gov.
BYE Carol!
The stupid stupid people around here elected the back
bencher Van Hollen over 9 term Libtard Connie Morella just
because she had an R behind her name. Shows you the IQ
of these idots.
HA HA CAROL!
LOL ... so sorry ..we’re ALL OUT OF TIME
No worries of that POS getting stolen!
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