[thefactor]

if its anything like my department, they literally cannot call in sick.

this is why charlie rangle and marion barry will never lose and election. these people do not care how big of a POS a guy is.

as long as he sticks it to the man, he'll have their support.

[DuncanWaring]

...they literally cannot call in sick.

What do you mean by that? What if they've got gastroenteritis and are spending all their time "driving the porcelain Cadillac"?

Do they still have to come to work then?