[humblegunner]

The Twitter creeps gets stranger. My local Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio (who, as the author of America’s Toughest Sheriff, is notorious in his own right) recently sent me a Tweet about an answer I gave a fellow Twitter follower.

Gosh, Meghan, what did you SAY? He really TWITTED you?

He tried to tell me to go easy on them. It’s really scary when the guy who houses his inmates in tents in the summer and whose most visible public-relations success involves pink underwear, boxers, and handcuffs tells you to tone it down.

Gosh Meghan, you were on The View today.
What color were their underwearz over there? LOLZ!

The sheriff also inexplicably Tweeted me to say my mother owes him $10. Say what?

OMG, yo mama a ho???? LOLZ!

[smith288]

I tweeted her saying if she wants to stop creeps from following her, keep tweeting the boring ass stuff she is tweeting because it’s laaaaaaaaame.