[ccmay]

We should be issuing letters of marque, and allowing privateers to troll for pirates while armed with heavy machine guns and TOW missiles.

[Jonny foreigner]

works for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkw8bWIqLNM&feature=related

[Niuhuru]

What a lovely thought. A good coming of age activity for our young men and a great way to vent for pissed off femininsts. The feminists get to shoot men freely, getting some of that inner resentment out.

[Tailback]

We should be issuing letters of marque, and allowing privateers to troll for pirates while armed with heavy machine guns and TOW missiles.

I think a fire and forget Javelin would work better. Trying to keep the MGS lined up while on a boat against a moving target in the ocean would be extremely difficult. Now if you could mount a gyro stabilized Bradley turret to a fast moving SEAL type boat, that would be the shiznit!

[MinorityRepublican]

We should be issuing letters of marque, and allowing privateers to troll for pirates while armed with heavy machine guns and TOW missiles.

Sounds like a job for Blackwater.