[sergeantdave]

I think the military stole Air Force II. Then they told obuma, “Imagine what we could do to you on Air Force I.”

[MurrietaMadman]

I think a bunch of staff members thought it would be fun to fly low over Manhatten and use their cell phones to call their wall street buds to find out how their September short America orders were doing.

Cell phones do work on airplanes, now, right?