If I can marry my computer.
Back on topic, I want to marry an AK 47; I like bad boys. Of course, in that relationship, I'm going to be the "male" partner. Seriously, my wife told me two weeks ago that she heard on the radio, either Michael Savage or Michael Medved, talking about a movement to allow marriage to inanimate objects. IF that's true, who is the Brady Center to criticize my love, or choose who I marry? Eff 'em.
Our country is rapidly circling the bowl.