Posted on 05/12/2009 2:35:48 AM PDT by PghBaldy
How do you go about collecting that sodomy tax?
perfect...I will use this at the next liberal party I attend, when appropriate. What fun.
By your reasoning, once the government controls health care, they will have an excuse to control every detail of our lives, because it all affects our ‘health’ in a tenuous indirect way.
You’re correct, it’s tough and collecting the sodomy tax would surely be a pain in the ass. Posting a special tax on gay bars and the sale of rainbow flags could be a beginning!
Can’t you just see Burgess Meredith in “Grumpy Old Men” doing a bit on this......remember the line:
“I eat bacon for breakfast, bacon for lunch, and I usually drink my dinner.”
HEY NOW, I just love youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1leLgTr9ytw
We need some grumpy old men (and women) to set them straight on this.
“collecting the sodomy tax would surely be a pain in the ass”
It may be tough, but they will get it in the end.
Can the taxing of air be far off??
Good thing I drink diet coke...no sugar there! No tax for me!
Yeah, right!
Brilliant! ^5.
This whole government is drifting into nothing more than a clusterf***.
The closing scenes of Spartacus come to mind.
Quit buying any sodas and I die of thirst.
A Dr. Pepper will cost as much as a doctor visit.
They figure unhealthy and/or high calorie foods/beverages add more weight which may lead to obesity and problems associated with that.
LOL!! In fact, ROTFLMAO!
What they “figure” is that they see another way to grab money via another niche tax!
Pretty soon they will be taxing you for breathing and I am not kidding.
Just think how healthy and natural the planet would be without all of these human parasites infesting it.
I bet he’s chicken to raise the tax on Chicken...
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I for one do not think you are kidding.
“I bet hes chicken to increase the tax on alcohol.”
He ain’t chicken to raise taxes on ANYTHING. This is an assault of American hisotry, heritage, culture, people, ideas, and founders.
0bama will not stop until he is stopped.
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