Did you hear? Nancy Pelosi developed a time machine to go back and make her lies about water boarding actually become the truth! Nonsense, Sherman... 
she's been using a copy of our Wayback Machine that has been around for better than forty years.
Then how come... 
they are just now talking about it?
It is Algore's fault... 
He was keeping the Wayback suppressed to keep his Global Warming Scam from being found out.
Golly! What... 
happened?
I used mine copy here to prove his Global Warming Theory... 
is all hogwash.
That's... 
why?
Well, that... 
and I peed all over his shoes.