[Woebama]

I’m winning the powerball lottery tommorrow for 190 million, and I’m having a very hard time deciding how to invest my money. When even treasuries are not a safe bet, and gold has run up so much in price, where can I put my millions?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Just send them to me.

[GeronL]

feel free to truck some of it to me in cash, I will store it for your for a small fee of 1%, per annum

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[Nathan Zachary]

"I’m winning the powerball lottery tommorrow for 190 million, and I’m having a very hard time deciding how to invest my money. When even treasuries are not a safe bet, and gold has run up so much in price, where can I put my millions?"

In a country north of the border. You're just in time too. You can make 25% in a just a few months. The Canuck buck is on the rise again as our dollar flutters, and speculation is it will go well above par this time, so 25% is a very conservative figure. 50% by xmas is possible. Double your money in 6 months.

[Nathan Zachary]

Then when the USD hits bottom, change those canuck bucks back to USD and wait for the dollar to go up. triple your money in a few years.

[gieriscm]

I’d buy land, fence it off, and build my own little survivalist bunk... er, retreat. ;)

[TSgt]

I’m winning the powerball lottery tommorrow for 190 million, and I’m having a very hard time deciding how to invest my money. When even treasuries are not a safe bet, and gold has run up so much in price, where can I put my millions?

I've got some investments for you!

[Walmartian]

I’ve got a great technology for boneless ice cream.

[mdmathis6]

Food, non hybrid seeds and a place out in the woods near the mountains somewhere...