Do I ask a thousand dollars? Do I ask five hundred dollars? No, gentlemen, for the ridiculous sum of one hundred sixteen dollars and no cents, a room is yours- ah, there's a gentleman that wants one, thank you, brother, here you are.
Gents, treat that little lady standing next to you to a great time and fantastic sights in our country's capitol and she'll love you forever and muss your hair.
My lovely assistant, Seek the Truth, has posted above the facts you need to make that reservation and if you don't believe what a great deal it is, or aren't convinced, make the reservation anyhow. Because if you are in the swim in DC with freepers for a sensational convention, and it will be, it's certainly worth the price. Yessiree!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm doing everything but stepping down into the crowd and stealing your wallet. Now it's up to you. If you're tired of Obama and his Democrat grifters and mountebanks, wags and tricksters, fakers and hucksters, liars and boasters, honky-tonkers and knights of the tripe stealing your money, I have the answer. Step right up to reserve now at the bargain price and you'll enjoy two or three days in Washington that will gladden the heart and soul of every housewife and lady who is near and dear to you. You'll learn everything you need to know to save the country from those Yankee peddlers and Autolycan adventurers!
As an added attraction, by making your convention reservations now, at no extra charge, you can enter that door over there and observe 6, count 'em, SIX gorgeous girls and observe the human form in all its splendor and glory. Think of it, ladies and gentlemen, you'll see six lovelies from a family of French nudists at no cost to you other than making your reservations today. What a deal!
Hey, you freeper folks over there, HURRY, HURRY, HURRY........step right up......
Leni
Leni, You sure know how to get folks on their feet and ready to go!! James is ready to get a second room...just to get through that “door over there” first!! LOL!
Pinging everyone to posts 451 and 452.
The rooms are going to go fast; get your reservations early.
Pinging everyone to posts 451 and 452.
The rooms are going to go fast; get your reservations early.
This wouldn't, by some chance, be the Thomase family from Lyon?
Helene and her 5 lovely sisters?