[SJSAMPLE]

From my completely non-observand Jewish brother-in-law:

A waitress walks up to two elderly jewish ladies and asks:

“Was anything OK?”

[Robe]

An old Myron Cohen Joke..
Overheard on the Radio....
“This is Radio Israel 1500 on your dial...But for you ! ..1498

[Unassuaged]

Anyone ever heard the theory that (Jewish) Mothers would emasculated their sons in order to help them survive through the years?

Maybe that is a discredited notion now, but I do remember hearing it.

[Oatka]

Moishe, the Tailor, finds out his best friend has been bedding his wife.

He spots the guy the next day, and infuriated, grabs him by the lapels and start yelling at him: “You BUM!, You RAT!, say, you call this a lapel?”

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

From my completely non-observant Jewish brother-in-law:

A waitress walks up to two elderly Jewish ladies and asks:

“Was anything OK?”

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And now in an effort to do something--anything--to salvage vital US/Israeli relations, here is a Music Appreciation Moment.

Oy, It's So Humid (YouTube video)
(From 2 Live Jews album, As Kosher as They Wanna Be. The name of the group and the album were spoofs of 2 Live Crew's 1989 hit As Nasty as They Wanna Be. This parody video is family-safe.)




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