LOL! What a hoot!
Her: O, Berry!! I can't believe it! You're taking me to a dinner and a show on Broadway...in New York City...today?? O Berry! (Throws herself into his arms) you big, lovable weasel! (smothers him with kisses)Oh thank you...thank you..thank you...
Him: (peeling her arms away) Now...now...people are looking...Besides, you know there's nothing too good for my little sponge cake...(lightly taps her on her chin, Bogart -style)...Now you run upstairs and pick out what you're going to wear..."
ROFL!
Get an illustrator and put out a graphic novel series (comic books to us Boomers). I think you have an entertainment franchise in the making. :-)