Next WND contacts - what was it ? 400 former classmates in an attempt to find out about O's scholastic record-but (Sob !) no one seems to remember him ! ( Was there a reason they should have ? Oh, yeah : color - but he was hardly the only "person of color" in a class of that size.)
"Hmmmm....", muses WMD. " Somebody must be hiding something !"
Perhaps someone is hiding something: namely a private agenda. What could that agenda be ?
Oooh ! I know: let's ask the perennially hopeful Dr. Keyes !! What do you think leads this august gentleman to think he will somehow grab the brass ring this time ?
(Am I supposed to say "Bark-bark !" at this point ?)