Dear David Letterman

Townhall.com ^ | June 12, 2009 | Michelle Malkin

[Venturer]

Help him get off the TV.

[tsomer]

David who?

Don’t believe I’ve heard of him.

[Turret Gunner A20]

Bravo!!!!! Tell him girl!!!!

[Kaslin]

Actually what is worse is the stupid people who laugh at his jokes

[Kaslin]

I’ve watched him once 20 years ago. I found him disgusting and not funny at all. I have not watched him since

[AdvisorB]

He’s doing a great job of that unassisted.

[DuncanWaring]

You joked on national television about Palin's teenage daughter "getting knocked up" ...

If the target of the "joke" was actually Bristol Palin, then the justification must be that she slept with a guy to whom she was not married and thus produced an illegitimate child.

Which is exactly what the mother of Letterman's son did.

[paulycy]

NOW ON MSNBC: Discussion of Sarah...kinda one sided, though.

[theDentist]

You know Dave, I’d have thought that a man who had the scare of a lifetime when it was revealed one of your close employees was involved in a plot to kidnap your son, that you’d have understood what family is about. But then I remember, you’re a liberal, and outside your own immediate family, no one else matters. You’re such a scumbag.

[Northern Yankee]

I am still waiting for Todd to kick his a$$!

[Stepan12]

David Letterman may look like a joke, but that doesn’t mean his jokes are funny.

[GnuHere]

He seems to be a bitter, nasty, angry man - oh wait, I forgot - in entertainment they call that “edgy”. Cool.

[BallyBill]

David Letterman is your typical Big City Limousine Liberal. How dare some redneck loving Neanderthal Conservative female attempt to understand his massive intellect and class.

Let Dave be Dave...it proves our point.

[Kaslin]

Which is exactly what the mother of Letterman's son did.

Precisely, but you have to remember that Letterman is a liberal and all liberals are hypocrites.

[Scotswife]

I just had a flashback to many years ago when Letterman finally landed Madonna’s first appearance.

Even Madonna seemed creeped out by Letterman’s obsession with her sex life.

When you can creep out Madonna - that’s saying quite alot.

[HighlyOpinionated]

Letterman is like the comic at the cheap bar. You have to be pretty drunk to consider his jokes mildly amusing, because if you were sober, you’d walk out of the bar and never return.

Letterman is not ‘funny’ but he thinks he is and his inebriated audience thinks he is. Other than being on the wall TV in all-night bars, I don’t know anyone who actually watches him.

[Bosco]

If the CBS network cares about basic standards of decency on public airwaves and if it cares at all about bolstering its shrinking audience, the network honchos will get Letterman a therapist pronto.

Therapy won't solve the problem. Dave has spiritual issues. He's a sinner and needs to repent of his sin and be regenerated by the power of the Holy Spirit. Pray that God would save him from his wickedness.

[OldBlondBabe]

Which is exactly what the mother of Letterman’s son did.

You took the words right from my mouth...

[Recon Dad]

We've already seen what happens to non liberals that make jokes at the expense of protected classes. Don Imus would serve as an example.

Here's an idea for Dave for his top ten list.

The top ten ways the Obama women spend their time in Paris.

Using the same standards this might be fun.