Because it is natural for me to not just make assumptions. The most common result of that kind of thinking is I learn something (though this time I think learning may have actually decreased my I.Q).
"Wobbly Bob" is in there too. Are you the spoon collector, the brew, or the three legged cat for which the latter is named?
good catch. I meant “Sphincter”
I would probably be most closely associated with the brew
and that I walk like a 3-legged cat.