Every time I see some jackass talking on a phone while driving, I wish I was a cop for about ten minutes. I’d pull them over, smash their phone with my heel, and say “Have a nice day”.
I have very brief conversations on my cell (except while I’m driving through farm country), so I would hope that no cop would pull me over.
I was stuck behind some jerk in the fast lane last week. I finally found a hole in the right lane and got back into it. As I inched my way by the fast lane blocker I saw he was texting! And totally oblivious to my watching him.
It only took about a second for me to decide to blow my horn.
It scared the hell out of him. His phone went flying too. It seriously made my day.
I had a friend who was in traffic sandwiched behind a woman in a car putting makeup on (lipstick and all) with her rearview mirror on her dash. Going 35mph on the freeway ignoring everybody.
Road rage got the better of him and he forced her off the road and gave her a tongue lashing. (I can’t believe she pulled over and stopped) LOL
A true story.
Once a good friend of mine was doing a comedy routine on stage when an audience members phone rang. My friend grabbed the phone and told whomever was on the line that their friend “...can’t come out to play right now.”
There were no cell phone calls during the routine after that incident.
I just want a paint ball gun loaded with really obnoxious colored paint balls and a license to shoot...