[chris37]

Hey, you know, whatever works. it won’t be long before the federal government figures out that it can tax and regulate us in order to stop both global warming and global cooling. Why waste two good crises right?

[VisualizeSmallerGovernment]

Three months into the next ice age, Obama will seize control of all assets in the United States to combat the ice age.

Three hours after that, he'll tell people they should just wear thicker sweaters.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Small cars will be subject to punitive taxes. Large SUVs will be subsidized.

Coal plants will be subsidized, wind and solar will be regulated out of existence.