[LearsFool]

"Most bike accidents just happen. Bicycles up and turn over by themselves,"

Wow! Is this a recent development? This should be headline news at every science convention in the world! We're gonna need millions in grant money to study this "up-and-turn-over" phenomenon! /s

Sheesh. Is this how helmet laws got passed?

[WayneS]

Maybe Obama’s science “czar” has repealed the laws of physics.

[Hoffer Rand]

Bicycles up and turn over by themselves, and head injuries are a possible consequence of that.

They have probably been corrupted by the evil SUVs which also flip over by themselves, as well as running over people and other cars. We should probably check to make sure the bikes haven't been influenced the the equally evil guns, too. We're gonna need another study...