[The Magical Mischief Tour]

Boy Obama sure picked a live one here didn’t he...

[nickcarraway]

Is he saying Affirmative Action didn’t make him feel good about himself?

[Lorianne]

The guy should have Biden’s job as chief foot-in-mouther!

[Kickass Conservative]

Gee, me too. Farsighted with terrible depth perception. Always the Right Fielder. Boo friggin hoo.

That being said, I ain’t no Lying Elitist Commie Bastard.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Poor little Vanny. All of the other reindeer wouldn’t let him have any “skin in the game.”

[A message]

Listen Jones, I had a lot of “nerd” associations in high school and I turned out to be an America loving Capitalist. What the hell went wrong with you?

[Yossarian]

I’ve always held that the marxist left’s infiltration of our higher education system stands as the biggest threat to the Republic.

Conservatives MUST focus on changing the governing boards of these schools - otherwise they’ll just keep on producing more commies and America-haters!

[Jet Jaguar]

LOL!

[Niteflyr]

Van Jones Explained: "I Was Always Picked Last For Phys. Ed.";

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Lord, I apologize for owning twerps like this on dodgeball day in phys ed class in high school.

Amen.

[Jet Jaguar]

A perpetual loser finally makes the big time.

Sounds like a movie John Hughes could have directed.

Only problem. This loser has the ear of the POTUS and the POTUS likes it.

[skinkinthegrass]

*tear* /s

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[Gargantua]

Actually, I don't know how many of you have noticed, but "Van the Man" is using code; where he says "nerd" in describing himself, he actually means "Queer."

Van Jones is a raging, flaming homosexual with several axes to grind, not the least of which is his severely gender-conflicted self image. There is no greater perpetual victim than a black homosexual, whose only hope for any sense of self-worth is to imagine (and believe!) that the majority of people around him are cruel and villainous users.

His sociopathic penchants and deeply conflicted extreme mental disorder found him naturally drawn to the most liberal and aberrent forms of political self expression as a way to justify his otherwise useless existence.

As a gay man, he and his partner cannot bear children. As a hate-filled anti-social loser, he can fulfill no meaningfully productive role in normal society. His only possible purpose on this earth is to imagine huge hairy monsters (Conservative White Capitalists) and commit himself feverishly to destroying them.

How very sad. To awaken every day knowing that you're a loser whose only lot in life is to destroy, because your own choices make you incapable of creating anything. Poor guy. Girl. Whatever...

;-/

[hsalaw]

Collage Foundation,

Really? Can't they even spell "college"?

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[Islaminaction]

This guy is a real winner.....

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[The Cajun]

He was a nerd who was bullied in school and was "always picked last" in team sports.

Ah-ha! Sounds like the makings of a super villain to me ;^)