[A_Former_Democrat]

Yeah, but you’re reported to be a bum lay, Keithie.

[Gargantua]

Keith's right hand is the only living expert on the truth about his libidinous pursuits; his sex life is pretty much resigned to "doing himself a favor..." if you catch my drift. Word on the street is that, ever since his beagle died, old Keith's been 'making a go of it' on his own. (OUCH!)

Did I really say that? I must have read it on the internet... ;-/

[Shimmer1]

Oh wow, Beck doesn’t have a degree from an agricultural college. Oh my. Oh dear.