[NoobRep]

Well if the guy is willing to perjure himself, he either doesn’t mind going to jail or he’s pretty sure he has the real thing.

[theFIRMbss]

>Well if the guy is willing to perjure himself..

I think the story
says the only thing he claims
is he bribed some guys

and this is the thing
those people gave him. If it
turns out to be fake,

he wouldn't have lied,
it would just mean that he bribed
people who conned him.

[TexasFreeper2009]

Or he is smart as a fox, because if they prosecute him he can demand to see the zero's Hawaii birth certificate in discovery.

ROFL

[Non-Sequitur]

Well if the guy is willing to perjure himself, he either doesn’t mind going to jail or he’s pretty sure he has the real thing.

If he goes to jail it apparently wouldn't be the first time.