Posted on 09/18/2009 12:49:17 PM PDT by Beaten Valve
Snoboarding.
The cruelty. I remember when I was
snoboarded, Oh god, the smothering
feather comforters,the bright apre ski
clothing, the the hot tub!!!
I’ll never forget them pouring
hot cider down my throat til
I thought I’d drown. The memories
of the merciless and unending attentions
of those heartless interrogators,
Bambi, Mindy, and oh the horror,
the SNOW Queen, her upper lip
frosted with white powder while
I was tortured by her insatiable
demands.....Oh, I fought back
as long as my strength held out
but what is a man to do against
their instruments of subtle coercion.
Shamefully, in the end, I gave them
everything, every name, every vile
description, just thinking about it
now makes my mind grow turgid.
Prisoner X.
Has 0bama been retained pro bono to represent him like he did for this terrorist?
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the_press_office/Review_of_the_Detention_of_Ali_Saleh_Kahlah/
LOL that is funny. I’ve been away all day today and your post was one of the first I read. :)
LIBS...THEY PROBLY TORTURED HIM! Lets arrest the FBI and the CIA!
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Right. Sick. Let them kill us, because you’re really, really trying sooooooooo hard to be ‘good’ libs.
Sorry libs, when you’re playing with my family’s lives, and my life...I AINT PLAYIN’.
if those mean FBI people in Denver tried to snowboard him
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Clever play on words...
Watch out Denver FBI. The Attorney General will now investigate the hell out of you for unlawful interrogation techniques. Everyone knows you can’t interrogate someone for two eight hour days while letting them sleep in their own bed at night. Its 30 minutes tops. And you should apologize every 5 minutes. And give them a shoulder massage and a hot towel if they look at all tense.
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Maybe they can blame it on Jack Bauer - say he got him to talk and has now disappeared...?
You have a promising career as...something. Not sure what, but damned if I didn’t LOL. Bravo.
If the FBI didn’t find any explosives he will just get a slap on the wrist from Obama/Holder Justice Dept.
what they’re doing and why they’re in our country.
You can say that again...lots of zazis here.
And they keep on a comin’
LOL really cleaver.
Moments ago via twitter @BreakingNews
Terror suspect Najibullah Zazi tells the Denver Post that media reports he admitted to al-Qaeda links are “nonsense.”
AWGH!!
Headline
We were talking about this at lunch a short while ago and I had the very same thought.
No Eid Mubarak for Zazi.
nope. not a surprise
this guy is singing like a canary. either he’s the dumbest jihadist in the universe or he’s just a distraction for something more nefarious. but we’ve have seen dumb terrorists before. the internet is full of their follies. and y’all thought the Oklahoma public schools were bad....
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