OMG...if those mean FBI people in Denver tried to snowboard him I will call the ACLU faster than Obama can lie...snowboarding is horrible! My heart goes out for this terrorist...ALLTHOUGH in other countries he’d be dead by now :)
Snoboarding.
The cruelty. I remember when I was
snoboarded, Oh god, the smothering
feather comforters,the bright apre ski
clothing, the the hot tub!!!
I’ll never forget them pouring
hot cider down my throat til
I thought I’d drown. The memories
of the merciless and unending attentions
of those heartless interrogators,
Bambi, Mindy, and oh the horror,
the SNOW Queen, her upper lip
frosted with white powder while
I was tortured by her insatiable
demands.....Oh, I fought back
as long as my strength held out
but what is a man to do against
their instruments of subtle coercion.
Shamefully, in the end, I gave them
everything, every name, every vile
description, just thinking about it
now makes my mind grow turgid.
Prisoner X.
LOL that is funny. I’ve been away all day today and your post was one of the first I read. :)
if those mean FBI people in Denver tried to snowboard him
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Clever play on words...
Your post makes me LOL.
“You didn’t say we couldn’t snowboard him!”