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To: Beaten Valve

OMG...if those mean FBI people in Denver tried to snowboard him I will call the ACLU faster than Obama can lie...snowboarding is horrible! My heart goes out for this terrorist...ALLTHOUGH in other countries he’d be dead by now :)


6 posted on 09/18/2009 12:54:36 PM PDT by oust the louse (This Country now has a smelly BO problem.....)
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To: oust the louse

Snoboarding.
The cruelty. I remember when I was
snoboarded, Oh god, the smothering
feather comforters,the bright apre ski
clothing, the the hot tub!!!
I’ll never forget them pouring
hot cider down my throat til
I thought I’d drown. The memories
of the merciless and unending attentions
of those heartless interrogators,
Bambi, Mindy, and oh the horror,
the SNOW Queen, her upper lip
frosted with white powder while
I was tortured by her insatiable
demands.....Oh, I fought back
as long as my strength held out
but what is a man to do against
their instruments of subtle coercion.
Shamefully, in the end, I gave them
everything, every name, every vile
description, just thinking about it
now makes my mind grow turgid.

Prisoner X.


21 posted on 09/18/2009 1:22:55 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: oust the louse

LOL that is funny. I’ve been away all day today and your post was one of the first I read. :)


23 posted on 09/18/2009 1:49:19 PM PDT by Qwackertoo (ACORN is going down, down, down~!!!! Finally~!!!!)
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To: oust the louse

if those mean FBI people in Denver tried to snowboard him
++++++++++++++++++++++

Clever play on words...


25 posted on 09/18/2009 2:29:56 PM PDT by SeattleBruce (God, Family, Church, Country & the Tea Party! Take America Back! (Objective media? Try TRAITORS.))
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To: oust the louse
My heart goes out for this terrorist...ALLTHOUGH in other countries he’d be dead by now

He should thank his lucky crescent that he's not in the Philippines. His dear brother Yousef would testify on their willingness... to keep terrorists alive.
30 posted on 09/18/2009 6:37:30 PM PDT by Renderofveils (My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Nabokov)
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To: oust the louse

Your post makes me LOL.

“You didn’t say we couldn’t snowboard him!”


44 posted on 09/20/2009 12:45:08 AM PDT by Yaelle
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